wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
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It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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