Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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