sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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