They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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