Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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