Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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