I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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