escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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