I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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