Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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