What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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