Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
A bitchslap is in order.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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