That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
the day after is always just damage control
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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