So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
