I can tuck mytits in my pants
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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