i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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