Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.