i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I wish you could order shots online.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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