i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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