I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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