Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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