u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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