I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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