It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
NoShamevember. You game?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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