shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I got inside last night via doggy door
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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