thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
okay pat passed out under dana's car
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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