Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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