The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
