absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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