love makes seman taste better
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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