it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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