no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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