hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
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Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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