I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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