I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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