I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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