i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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