dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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