Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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