Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
