Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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