i permit you to call me
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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