Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I think I just sharted jello shots
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