I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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