Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I want her autograph on my taint
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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