Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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