I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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