you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
