Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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