I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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