I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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