i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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