was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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