Where is the hickey?
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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