I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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