I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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