He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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