the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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