You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize